I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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