there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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