NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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