i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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