My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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