Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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