Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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