I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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