hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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