Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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