If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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