Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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