yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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