I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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