4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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