is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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