forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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