Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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