Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
