Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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