GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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