It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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