We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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