wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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