please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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