dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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