Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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