you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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