Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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