Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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