It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
