I'm lost and stupid without you.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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