What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
only you would photoshop your dick
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Randomize
