Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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