You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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