Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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