I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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