I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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