yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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