he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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