i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
