It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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