that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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