he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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