For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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