My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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