i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The struggles of a small town man whore
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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