its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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