What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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