bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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