I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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