guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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