is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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