Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Actions speak louder than pants.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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