Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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