I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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