susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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