He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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