im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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